Try not to Laugh — Stand Up Comedy Script

Hi, My name is John Theron and I’m not Andrea the giant, Lurch, Herman Munster, Frankenstein, Chewbacca or Captain Spock but I’m here to make you laugh.

We have all become slaves to technology. We are all living in the matrix, where mobile phone controls us. If we lose our mobile phone we become like a cocaine junkie needs a fix of cocaine just like a dog jumping into snow field saying “ I…