Funny Life Experiences

Fellow Medium Readers. Today I’m going to share some of my past life experiences with you and hopefully they will be funny for you as they are for me looking back on the scenarios.

My first life event was when I was 21. I met a lady called Kelly aka the ‘Marathon Lady‘. Why would I call her the marathon lady you may ask. Well at Kelly’s house, there was no couch or seat in front of the tv. There was gym equipment, like a rowing machine, treadmill and a spin bike. By the way, the tv wasn’t connected to any antenna, all she did was play on her DVD player. I thought this was a little bizarre for my liking. But I learnt to live with it. Dinner time was interesting. She had no dinning room table, so we sat on the rowing machine eating our dinner while rowing one handed. Kelly also didn’t have a car either. But she didn’t want me to drive any where either. If we went to mount-cootha, we were riding our bikes up there. If we were going to the city, we were walking there. Nothing could stop this lady from exercising. Everyday I came home. I was stuffed. My dad said, what did you get up to son? I told him, The marathon lady, and he knew I had a long day.

One day myself and Kelly dicided to take our rowing skills down the Brisbane river. So we went down and highed a canoe, and started rowing. We went from Bulmiba to St lucia. Once we got to st lucia we dicided to turn back. We got to…